For one father, the discovery that his wife was cheating on him ended in a way no one would have seen coming.
A little girl hears the phone ringing and decides to pick it up.
A man’s voice responds, “Hi, honey, this is your father. Is mommy home?”
“Yes, daddy. She’s upstairs in bed with Uncle Paul.”
There’s a pause on the other line.
“But, honey, you don’t have an Uncle Paul.”
“Yes I do!” the little girl responds. “And he’s upstairs with mommy.”
The man thinks for a few seconds and then decides on a plan.
“Alright, can you do something for me, honey? Put the phone down, go upstairs, knock on the bedroom door and tell Mommy that Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.”
After a few minutes, the little girl is back on the phone.
“Okay, daddy. I did it!”
“And what happened?”
“Well, mommy got scared and jumped out of bed without any clothes on!”
The man thinks for second. “And what about Uncle Paul?”
“He jumped out of the bed without any clothes on, too. Then he jumped out of the back window and into the pool. But he didn’t know that you emptied it last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he’s hurt really bad.”
There’s a long pause, before the man replies. “Pool? Wait — is this 486-5731?!”
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