John was told that a twin-engine plane would be waiting at the airport.
Arriving at the airport he spotted a plane warming up outside the hanger.
He jumped in, said ‘Lets go!’
The pilot taxied and took off.
Once in the air John told the pilot: ‘Fly low over the valley so I can take pictures of the fire on the hill.’
Pilot : ‘Why?’
John : ‘Because I’m the photographer for a television show. I need to get some close up shots.’
Pilot was strangely silent for a moment, then he stammered ‘So, what you’re telling me is . . . You’re not my flying instructor?!’
Life is Short…
ALWAYS ASK….NEVER ASSUME!
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