He Got Poetic Justice After A Woman Screams At Him In The Fast Food Line

So awhile ago I had decided to treat myself and go to Burger King. I hadn’t had the greatest of days, and I had a headache coming on. It was a very long line, and I was at the end of it waiting patiently. When behind me comes this woman yapping on her cellphone with a little monster of a child.

This kid was out of control, screaming, punching his mother throwing around a Gameboy whenever something didn’t go right in the game. The mother didn’t seem to pay any attention to him, and his continued yelling of ‘I want a PIE!’ After about 5 minutes in the line with these people behind me, I had gone from a headache to a full migraine, but nothing was going to stop me from getting those burgers. I calmly turn and ask her nicely if she can please calm or quiet her own child down. Immediately she gets up in my face telling me I can’t tell her anything about raising her child and to mind my own business. I nod and turn around, she still yelling at the back of my head when the child cries out again how he wants a pie, the mother consoles him, calling him sweetie and ensuring they’ll get pies for lunch because she loves him so much.

Things immediately go back to the way they were, and I wait another 5 minutes before getting to the front of the line. It turns out it was so slow because they had a trainee on cash register during the lunch hour rush. All I can think of is how the people behind me ruined my splurge and gave me this headache.

I then decided to ruin their day.

I order every pie they have left in addition to my burgers. Turned out to be 23 pies in total, I take my order and walk towards the exit. Moments later I hear the woman yelling, “What do you mean you don’t have any pies left? Who bought them all?” I turn around and see the cashier pointing me out with the woman shooting me a death glare.

I stand there and pull out a pie and slowly start eating it as I stare back at her. She starts running towards me but can’t get to me because of other lineups in the food court. I turn and slowly walk away.

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