A famous inspirational speaker was on the speaking circuit, delivering and dispensing advice wherever he went across the United States. He was well respected for his opinions and for his wisdom, and thousands flocked to his seminars and paid good money to listen to him speak.
One day, addressing an audience of hundreds, he said:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.’’
The audience was in shock and silence.
He then added:
“She was my mother.”
A big round of applause and laughter
A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.
After dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.”
Standing for a moment, trying to recall the 2nd line of that speaker
By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!
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