Funny Archive
It’s no secret that Black Lively and Ryan Reynolds like to stay out of the limelight. Of course, they show up in movies and in the required appearances however they keep their lives at home pretty quiet. There is one place that Ryan …
On her 95th birthday, my fiance introduced me to his grandmother, Gladys Attwood. Her eyes twinkled, as I pulled up a chair to sit beside her, just as one of her three daughters prepared a video for us all to enjoy. Helen explained …
Consumed by my loss, I didn’t notice the hardness of the pew where I sat. I was at the funeral of my dearest friend — my mother. She finally had lost her long battle with cancer. The hurt was so intense; I found …
A policeman was interviewing 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?” …
THANKS Jennifer For leaving bite marks all over my husband’s chest last night. No, really, Thank you! You have no idea what a nightmare you have just saved me and my kids from. To reward for your services I am offering you my …
Four youths from London, England pulled off a trick of breathtaking bravado in order to gain revenge on a mobile speed camera van operating in the area. Three of the group approached the van and distracted the operator’s attention by asking a series …
Typically parents are the ones that are lagging a bit behind in technology. In that same arena, you would expect them to lag behind in online insults too. Not so in these examples. These parents took the heat to their kids like something …
This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to school at Ithaca College. For two years, he has wanted to ask a certain girl (who is also from Westchester and also goes to Ithaca) out on a date but has never had the …
A women is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in… Immediately, he sees the eggs and gasps in horror. “Be careful! CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh, my GOSH!” The wife, startled at her husband’s violent reaction, dashes …
Here are several mind-blowing (in a bad way, trust us) conversations that people have actually had with… well, idiots, in real life. You won’t believe how dumb some people can be. IDIOT SIGHTING. My daughter and I went through the McDonald’s driveway window …
