What do you do when a lady introduces herself to you and ask “Do you know me?” You should probably start by apologizing if you don’t remember her at all. Then you…
Category: Funny
14 Funny Church Signs That Will Totally Make Your Day
Whenever I’m driving around my hometown, I always know I’ll get a chuckle while passing by a church in our community that’s notorious for their hilariously clever signs. Most of us think…
Cowboy Has The Funniest Response When His Horse Is Stolen
A cowboy rides his horse into a small town. His throat is parched, so he ties his horse to a pole next to a bar and goes in for a drink. He…
Bride’s Mom Stepped In When Her Stepmother Tried To Ruin Her Wedding Day
The wedding day was fast approaching. Everything was ready, and nothing could dampen Jennifer’s excitement, not even her parents’ nasty divorce. Her mother Sheila finally found the PERFECT dress to wear and…
Newborn’s Mother Called The Police When Her Baby Looked Distressed…
(I get dispatched to a call: ‘1-year-old male, possibly crying’. We got on scene, and the mother opens the front door with a happy and healthy baby in her arms.) Me: “Hi,…
Elderly Couple Scams The FBI After Scoring A Windfall Of Money
No one believes seniors… everyone thinks they are senile. An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood…
An Engineer Gets Sent To Hell By Mistake
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer, you’re in the wrong place.” So the engineer reports to the gates…
Wife Is Surprised When Her Husband Reunites With Her In Heaven
A woman dies after a long illness, and finds herself just outside of heaven, at the pearly gates. As she peers inside, she sees people she knew from her life on earth…