Funny Archive
What do you do when a lady introduces herself to you and ask “Do you know me?” You should probably start by apologizing if you don’t remember her at all. Then you will want to work your way slowly, asking about childhood, schools …
It does not matter if you have your finger on the fashion pulse or not, we are pretty sure we can all agree that the clothes below will never be in style. Here is a list of epic fashion fails will make you …
Over the past few years, we have seen major events take place around the world. There is always a protest for some cause or another. Although we won’t ever see eye to eye on all of these causes, there are worthy protests. Most protests include …
Whenever I’m driving around my hometown, I always know I’ll get a chuckle while passing by a church in our community that’s notorious for their hilariously clever signs. Most of us think of houses of worship as strictly business, but plenty of them …
A cowboy rides his horse into a small town. His throat is parched, so he ties his horse to a pole next to a bar and goes in for a drink. He comes out a few minutes later, and someone already stole his …
The wedding day was fast approaching. Everything was ready, and nothing could dampen Jennifer’s excitement, not even her parents’ nasty divorce. Her mother Sheila finally found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best-dressed mother of the bride EVER! A week …
(I get dispatched to a call: ‘1-year-old male, possibly crying’. We got on scene, and the mother opens the front door with a happy and healthy baby in her arms.) Me: “Hi, ma’am. What seems to be the problem today?” Mother: “Well, my …
No one believes seniors… everyone thinks they are senile. An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old …
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer, you’re in the wrong place.” So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets …
A woman dies after a long illness, and finds herself just outside of heaven, at the pearly gates. As she peers inside, she sees people she knew from her life on earth enjoying themselves, laughing and looking quite happy. Just then, St Peter …
